By Keith
McDowell
Footprints?
Footprints.
A
man or a woman?
Mr.
Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!
Needless to say,
innovation would be elementary if the next new-new thing revealed itself with
such ease to science supersleuths, but then that would take the fun out of the
search! Sadly, the extended and expensive race to find the Higgs particle
appears to be over, although much remains to be determined about its specific
attributes and how they account for the concept we’ve come to know as “mass.”
One can only hope that those nasty little details will reveal yet another set
of clues for us to run to ground – hopefully without building yet another
accelerator.
And then, of
course, we have those true bastions of “mass” in the universe: dark matter and
dark energy! Doesn’t it bother you and keep you awake at night to know that the
vast majority of “mass” in the universe is effectively invisible to us
displaying at best a smudged toeprint to the observant? Surely the Creator of
all things has a better version of Photoshop capable of digital image
enhancement while still keeping mere mortals on their collective toes? I sense
a new mystery in the making as the search for clues to the dark side of
existence takes over the science news media.
Speaking of
which, whatever happened to the abominable snowman and Big Foot – not to
mention the giant albino crocodile in the New York sewer system? Now those boys
left a big footprint! And not to be outdone, UFOs continue to consume lots of
airtime for those gullible enough to watch daytime and weekend TV. Or maybe
some folks just don’t have anything else to do.
Personally, when
it comes to mass, I recently experimented with a new innovation of the Wendy’s
fast food chain. It’s called the Baconator! Arnold, what have they done to the
world of “nators?” I punted and went for “Son of Baconator.” I’m not joking!
They really have such a meal – although the large coke and fries make up for
the calorie difference. There’s nothing dark and invisible about this mass.
Likewise, there’s no mystery about where it will accumulate on my body.
And you have to
have a round of applause or a shout out for NASA when it comes to Olympic
timing! They scored a perfect “10” on placing the new Mars rover onto the red
planet’s surface. Gee, you have to wonder if those geeks really planned that
far ahead in order to carry out the landing to coincide with the final days of
the Olympics? Suspicious minds want to know – or was it just the timing of
orbital mechanics? And the sheer size of that rover ranks right there with the
Baconator! Let’s hope “Curiosity” does a better job of extracting itself from
the Martian sandpits than previous rovers.
So, will we find
evidence of life on Mars? My old family dog Sparky recently whispered in my ear
from the grave and told me to stay tuned on that one. His connections on the
ethereal plain plan to spring a surprise on us. Sparky always had a flare for
the unexpected in such matters.
I love a
mystery! I love the search for clues to explain a mystery. And I’ve got a
secret! So do many Americans. The intense interest in the pictures coming in
from the Mars rover makes the case. And therein lies hope for the future of
innovation in America.
Curiosity is aptly named. It’s the curious among
us who will drive the search to solve both old and new mysteries – not
innovators or entrepreneurs. But it’s the innovators and entrepreneurs who will
exploit the resolution of those mysteries.
Inspector
Gregory: You consider that to be important?
Holmes:
Exceedingly so.
I:
Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?
H:
To the curious incident of the dog in the night time.
I:
The dog did nothing in the night time.
H:
That was the curious incident.
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